Gun Hobbyist Pillows

'Pull...'

'How did the shark get a gun?'

'You'd think with all this armor I'd feel secure, but I still pack a snub-nosed 38.'

"I'l be next door watching the neighbor produce an assault rifle on his new 3-D printer..."

Gun laws US

"Um, Larry? That’s not a quail."

Meanwhile, in Florida: Little Free Library/Little Free Firearms

'I was told you two have a love-hate relationship. Care to elaborate on that?'

Mr. Evers specifically asked for a plain coffee, not an espresso.

"So, how was your day at work, Dear?"

'Ben just fired my ten guage goose gun. He should be coming back this way any minute now.'

"Kid!! We know you're in there!!! Either come out or commence to fightin'!!!!"

"Especially modified you say..."

'That's one heck of a recoil, Bob!'

Progress?

"Bang!"

"Heck of a shot, son, but that's not a deer."

'What do we do about this online order for 6,000 rounds of ammo, an assault rifle, an automatic handgun and a shotgun?'

"But now the good guy with a gun has a foot wound."

The Lawman

Hunters wait at the bottom of a ski jump ramp.

Joan of Arc goes sword shopping.

'Looks like that pheasant got into the sticker bushes.'

'I fell out of my treestand but fortunately nothing got hurt.'

Gun Ego

"Hon, where's the butter?"

'We will conduct the background check. Our fortune, Madame Zula, will conduct a complimentary future check.'

A hunter hitting his first bird.

'I take it this is your first big game hunt?!!'

'Guns Galore Inc' 'Prolong your Life'

'Don't mind him, he gets that way every Opening Day when I tell him he can't have a gun.'

"The way I see it, the Constitution cuts both ways. The First Amendment gives you the right to say what you want, but the Second Amendment gives me the right to shoot you for it."

Texas Dashboard Organizer

'Don't tell anyone I asked... but why don't we have muskets?'

'Look out, it's a double edged sword. . .'