Creative Gunfighter Gifts

Artists of the wild west.

Glue gun? Glitter? Dang it, I grabbed my crafting belt again.

After the gun ban, the guys still liked to go out and horse around on weekends.

"It's been hell since you went into animation."

Draw!

"Kid!! We know you're in there!!! Either come out or commence to fightin'!!!!"

Cartoonist Stabbed By Censorship Swords

'Two men having a sword fight with large pen and pencil.'

'Oh yeah. He's the fastest in the west alright. The fastest out of town, at the first sight of trouble.'

'I counted six shots! Rush him before he can reload!'

'I'll teach you to call me a cowboy builder! Go for your gun!'

'Oh sure, he's the fastest in the west alright, until it comes to buying a round.'

"So... You must be Billy the Kid..."

"At the last minute, his personal physician always intervenes."

"Step 10 paces, turn and post your opinion on facebook."

Just go ahead and draw - I can't hit the broad side of a barn lately. Naw, I ain't really in the mood today. Low Noon.

"Mr. Ringo alleges that Marshal Earp used a very unpleasant tone of voice when he ordered him outa town on the noon stage."

'Long time no see, 'Slim.' I'm guessing you're not as fast as you used to be.'

'Abe knew that 'Black Jake' was deliberately trying to draw him into a gunfight, and there was nothing he could do about it'

'I'm not packing - This is my BlackBerry.'

Artistic Licence.

'What the hell d'ya mean 'shoot straight'?! Whaddya think I'm doing?!!'

"You need glasses, Roy."

"Frankly, I'm a little uncomfortable with how fast this relationship is moving."

'You're right, there's nothing in the rules against it.'

He was notoriously quick on the draw

"You do know 'high noon' isn't until June."

They decided to settle out of court.

Here lies Rufus J. Tosser. Inventor of the boomerang hand grenade.

Free-Range Authors

Cowboy.

'Hmm...needs refining.'

Satire VS Censorship

Bang bang - Cowboy.

Shooter uses silencer for gunfight in library.