Glitter Gunfighter Gifts

Glue gun? Glitter? Dang it, I grabbed my crafting belt again.

"Shootout at the Soapy Canal"

Artists of the wild west.

Draw!

"Kid!! We know you're in there!!! Either come out or commence to fightin'!!!!"

Teacher to student: 'Nice use of glitter, but you were assigned to do math problems.'

"I'm just gonna reach in my back pocket real slow-like and turn off my ringer."

"Yeah, uh, maybe you're not cut out to be the 'sparkly' kind of vampire."

'Shh, Ben's running it right to us. That's his 'I've got everything under control' howl.'

"I think glamour is fine until it slips over into glitz."

'Oh yeah. He's the fastest in the west alright. The fastest out of town, at the first sight of trouble.'

I didn't dress this way to go unnoticed

'I counted six shots! Rush him before he can reload!'

'I'll teach you to call me a cowboy builder! Go for your gun!'

"Excuse me, where's your glitter lipstick?"

'That's your solution to everything, isn't it? Throw a bucket of glitter over it.'

"So... You must be Billy the Kid..."

"At the last minute, his personal physician always intervenes."

'Oh sure, he's the fastest in the west alright, until it comes to buying a round.'

Santa's family holding firearms

"Mr. Ringo alleges that Marshal Earp used a very unpleasant tone of voice when he ordered him outa town on the noon stage."

"This one is a storybook Arts and Crafts home. The glitter stencils and macaroni art is all original."

Merrily covering everything in glitter...

Just go ahead and draw - I can't hit the broad side of a barn lately. Naw, I ain't really in the mood today. Low Noon.

'So you think a little litter on my eyelids would send out the wrong message?'

'Long time no see, 'Slim.' I'm guessing you're not as fast as you used to be.'

"Yeah, but I'm sick of the glitter getting all over everything."

'Abe knew that 'Black Jake' was deliberately trying to draw him into a gunfight, and there was nothing he could do about it'

'What the hell d'ya mean 'shoot straight'?! Whaddya think I'm doing?!!'

"You do know 'high noon' isn't until June."

"Frankly, I'm a little uncomfortable with how fast this relationship is moving."

"For Mother's Day I decorated the whole kitchen with glitter."

'Boys, you'll have to leave your guns with me during happy hour.'

"You need glasses, Roy."

They decided to settle out of court.