Glitter Gunfighter T-Shirts

"Shootout at the Soapy Canal"

Artists of the wild west.

Draw!

"Kid!! We know you're in there!!! Either come out or commence to fightin'!!!!"

Teacher to student: 'Nice use of glitter, but you were assigned to do math problems.'

"Yeah, uh, maybe you're not cut out to be the 'sparkly' kind of vampire."

"I'm just gonna reach in my back pocket real slow-like and turn off my ringer."

'Shh, Ben's running it right to us. That's his 'I've got everything under control' howl.'

'Oh yeah. He's the fastest in the west alright. The fastest out of town, at the first sight of trouble.'

"I think glamour is fine until it slips over into glitz."

I didn't dress this way to go unnoticed

'I counted six shots! Rush him before he can reload!'

"Excuse me, where's your glitter lipstick?"

'I'll teach you to call me a cowboy builder! Go for your gun!'

'Oh sure, he's the fastest in the west alright, until it comes to buying a round.'

"So... You must be Billy the Kid..."

"At the last minute, his personal physician always intervenes."

'That's your solution to everything, isn't it? Throw a bucket of glitter over it.'

"Mr. Ringo alleges that Marshal Earp used a very unpleasant tone of voice when he ordered him outa town on the noon stage."

'So you think a little litter on my eyelids would send out the wrong message?'

"This one is a storybook Arts and Crafts home. The glitter stencils and macaroni art is all original."

Merrily covering everything in glitter...

Santa's family holding firearms

'Abe knew that 'Black Jake' was deliberately trying to draw him into a gunfight, and there was nothing he could do about it'

"Yeah, but I'm sick of the glitter getting all over everything."

'Long time no see, 'Slim.' I'm guessing you're not as fast as you used to be.'

"You do know 'high noon' isn't until June."

"You need glasses, Roy."

'What the hell d'ya mean 'shoot straight'?! Whaddya think I'm doing?!!'

'Boys, you'll have to leave your guns with me during happy hour.'

"For Mother's Day I decorated the whole kitchen with glitter."

They decided to settle out of court.

Bang bang - Cowboy.