Gunfight Aficionado Prints

"O.K., fellers, we shoot first, then Q. and A."

'Abe knew that 'Black Jake' was deliberately trying to draw him into a gunfight, and there was nothing he could do about it'

'What the hell d'ya mean 'shoot straight'?! Whaddya think I'm doing?!!'

"Kid!! We know you're in there!!! Either come out or commence to fightin'!!!!"

'I'll teach you to call me a cowboy builder! Go for your gun!'

Bang bang - Cowboy.

And so ends the short and very unsucessful career of Billy the Gunfighting Mime.

Gun laws US

"Um, Larry? That’s not a quail."

"Why didn't you simply open the window?"

Meanwhile, in Florida: Little Free Library/Little Free Firearms

'Redneck Goldfish' Earl knew better than to watch Oprah while drinking.

'Ben just fired my ten guage goose gun. He should be coming back this way any minute now.'

'Some people just aren't cut out for adventure gaming, Bruno — maybe you should try chess or checkers.'

Mr. Evers specifically asked for a plain coffee, not an espresso.

Draw!

"Especially modified you say..."

'That's one heck of a recoil, Bob!'

"Bang!"

"Heck of a shot, son, but that's not a deer."

'What do we do about this online order for 6,000 rounds of ammo, an assault rifle, an automatic handgun and a shotgun?'

Hunters wait at the bottom of a ski jump ramp.

"But now the good guy with a gun has a foot wound."

The Lawman

'Guns Galore Inc' 'Prolong your Life'

'I take it this is your first big game hunt?!!'

"Hon, where's the butter?"

'Don't mind him, he gets that way every Opening Day when I tell him he can't have a gun.'

'I fell out of my treestand but fortunately nothing got hurt.'

'Oh yeah. He's the fastest in the west alright. The fastest out of town, at the first sight of trouble.'

'We will conduct the background check. Our fortune, Madame Zula, will conduct a complimentary future check.'

Gun Ego

'Looks like that pheasant got into the sticker bushes.'

A hunter hitting his first bird.

"The way I see it, the Constitution cuts both ways. The First Amendment gives you the right to say what you want, but the Second Amendment gives me the right to shoot you for it."