Gunfight Aficionado Prints

"O.K., fellers, we shoot first, then Q. and A."

'Abe knew that 'Black Jake' was deliberately trying to draw him into a gunfight, and there was nothing he could do about it'

'What the hell d'ya mean 'shoot straight'?! Whaddya think I'm doing?!!'

"Kid!! We know you're in there!!! Either come out or commence to fightin'!!!!"

'I'll teach you to call me a cowboy builder! Go for your gun!'

Bang bang - Cowboy.

And so ends the short and very unsucessful career of Billy the Gunfighting Mime.

"Um, Larry? That’s not a quail."

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"Why didn't you simply open the window?"

Meanwhile, in Florida: Little Free Library/Little Free Firearms

Mr. Evers specifically asked for a plain coffee, not an espresso.

'Some people just aren't cut out for adventure gaming, Bruno — maybe you should try chess or checkers.'

'Ben just fired my ten guage goose gun. He should be coming back this way any minute now.'

Draw!

"Especially modified you say..."

'That's one heck of a recoil, Bob!'

"But now the good guy with a gun has a foot wound."

"Heck of a shot, son, but that's not a deer."

The Lawman

"Bang!"

Hunters wait at the bottom of a ski jump ramp.

'What do we do about this online order for 6,000 rounds of ammo, an assault rifle, an automatic handgun and a shotgun?'

'Don't mind him, he gets that way every Opening Day when I tell him he can't have a gun.'

'Looks like that pheasant got into the sticker bushes.'

'Guns Galore Inc' 'Prolong your Life'

'I fell out of my treestand but fortunately nothing got hurt.'

Gun Ego

A hunter hitting his first bird.

"Hon, where's the butter?"

'We will conduct the background check. Our fortune, Madame Zula, will conduct a complimentary future check.'

'Oh yeah. He's the fastest in the west alright. The fastest out of town, at the first sight of trouble.'

'I take it this is your first big game hunt?!!'

"The way I see it, the Constitution cuts both ways. The First Amendment gives you the right to say what you want, but the Second Amendment gives me the right to shoot you for it."

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