Firefighter Admirer Gifts

If your computer was a firefighter.

"No Frodo, we are still many leagues from Mordor. This is from a wildfire by I-5 west of Bakersfield."

"Smokey The Tree"

'MEN! We've got a fire at the cattle shed! Do we want rare, medium or well done?'

'It was only a joke. I never thought they's accept me.'

"We should have stopped these green agitators from making predictions long before their predictions came true."

Stret boy making a comment about a military man

"In a late breaking news story, our TV station is on fire."

California fires and Coronavirus

Nun confronts mugger.

"Bailey! That's not funny!!"

'Home sweet home'.

Damn these sprinklers and government fire regulations.

'Do you have to bring your work home with you?'

Bayonne Festival

Euphemistic.

"I didn't know we were supposed to flush them!"

'We are experiencing technical difficulties, please stand by...'

Nancy Wake -French resistance fighter WW11

Heroes

Stale Ostrich Egg Throwers

Satan in the fireplace

'Just this once sir, we need the overtime.'

"I did my own research and now I'm strongly anti-fire."

"Of course, the smoke detectors never stop in hell!"

The cost of wildfires

Fire Brigade Chiefs Annual Dinner

'Oh, how utterly romantic! A hunter rug in front of the fireplace!'

Fire break.

Alexander Lukashenko makes his opponents disappear.

"I got my wish!"

Coming to a crossroads in his life, Pinnochio faced a difficult decision.

Dog prank

'Excuse me while I rub the smoke out of my glass eye.'

'Oh, how utterly romantic! A hunter rug in front of the fireplace!'