Firefighter Humor Appreciator Gifts

Fire break.

"Smokey The Tree"

"Oh we're fine, my husbands just learning to cook during the quarantine."

'Ben just fired my ten guage goose gun. He should be coming back this way any minute now.'

A military officer sits at his desk with desk trays marked 'Search' and 'Destroy.'

Fire door.

"In a late breaking news story, our TV station is on fire."

"We should have stopped these green agitators from making predictions long before their predictions came true."

California fires and Coronavirus

The firehouse has a cat instead of a dalmation.

Life Imitates Arf....

'Just this once sir, we need the overtime.'

"Of course, the smoke detectors never stop in hell!"

The cost of wildfires

Fire Brigade Chiefs Annual Dinner

Nero's Fire Alarm

'Yes, it is a 'wonderful discovery'. But whatever you do, don't touch it!'

Wanted For Arson

Pyromania Therapy Clinic has a 'singe in' sheet.

'Excuse me while I rub the smoke out of my glass eye.'

"I like you Harry – even when your head's on fire you don't complain."

'How did you know we were having pancake flambe again?'

"But it's 3 o'clock in the morning. Okay, one word ... rhymes with liar."

"Oh, he's an alarmist. Trim his wick and he'll be fine."

'You'd better get something for that sneeze. We can't keep coming out here like this.'

"A signal from Paris, sir. Your opposite number feels that as we share their aircraft carrier, he should have access to your wife."

Don't Walk - "They Buddy, can't you read!"

If your computer was a firefighter.

"Leave that bit."

"Did you ever want to just start a fire?"