Firefighter Appreciation Day Mugs

'The trouble is all we ever do is firefight.'

Team Experiences Cabinet: Productivity, Fun, Goal Setting!

Defence Cutbacks.

'MEN! We've got a fire at the cattle shed! Do we want rare, medium or well done?'

And this one i got for properly polishing my medals.

"Once this pandemic ends, I never want to binge anything ever again."

Thank you

"The following is a test of the fire-alarm system. It is only a test. Please ignore the intense heat and combustion."

I knew you wouldn't want your signature on such a messy looking letter, so I signed it myself.

"Forget about the raise."

"We should have stopped these green agitators from making predictions long before their predictions came true."

"In a late breaking news story, our TV station is on fire."

"The blaze has taken hold on the eight floor Chief. The C.E.O., V.P. and C.O.O. are trapped in the boardroom!!"

'Benson, when I asked for your 'undivided attention', I meant that more as a figure of speech.'

Damn these sprinklers and government fire regulations.

"I didn't know we were supposed to flush them!"

"I have no idea what it is you do around here, but whatever it is, keep up the good work."

'On behalf of the entire staff, let me thank you for breaking up that meeting.'

"I'm going to be late, dear. It's total craziness here."

Bigger shoulder for medals

'We are experiencing technical difficulties, please stand by...'

'You shouldn't do work you don't like. That's why I'm delegating mine to you.'

Do NOT enter - instead do something nice for someone you like

A sky writer writes, 'Thank you.'

"Of course, the smoke detectors never stop in hell!"

Burnt Out Dolls' House

'Friend or foe?'

'I slammed into a patrol car and woke up two cops.'

The cost of wildfires

"No-one nit picks like you..."

'I'm sure the Senate will affirm my action.'

'Everybody's a critic'