Emergency Planning Enthusiast Prints

'Now that's service! Our insurance agent is on the way!'

Customer tangled up in velvet rope is trying to ring bell for help.

"Call me a pessimist if you like, but i have a bad feeling about this whole thing..."

A female patient in an exam room sees a sign that reads, 'Break glass in case of physician burnout'

"Unfortunately, your son swallowed a great deal of industrial adhesive. But don't worry: Epoxy can be cured."

Natural Disasters

Emergency Phone.

IRMA Hurricane Recovery in Cuba

Emergency exit into Space

Who should I call first? 911 or Technical Support?

"Siri, find an ICU near me."

"Hang on, I know I came into the kitchen for something..."

A fire extinguisher box with band aids in them has a sign above with reads, "In case you cut yourself breaking glass break this glass."

"I thought I was a hoarder, but it turns out I'm a prepper."

Prepper Dog

"First save Mister chomp-chomp!"

'Hanging around the house, Fred, just in case.'

Wally flunks the test: The Emergency Broadcast System.

'For no particular reason I want to know the location of our fire extinguisher.'

'Relax. This is only a test.'

Tsunami Evac Route

'I keep them around for unruly octopi, or giant radioactive spiders... you know, just in case.'

"The blaze has taken hold on the eight floor Chief. The C.E.O., V.P. and C.O.O. are trapped in the boardroom!!"

Emergency Underpants

Paramedics.

'Who should be contacted in case of an accident? Why, 911, of course. And these people are going to be teaching my children.'

"My God, now what?"

We can't call an ambulance. He doesn't allow personal calls on company time.

Break Glass in Case of Fire: Tiny Firemen.

Hiker Followed By Paramedic

'Oh - It's you.'

'Kitchen! Chicken Bone! Hurry!!' - Rent-A-Surgeon

"Maybe this is insignificant, what with everything going on in the world, but do we have a fire extinguisher?"

"I've got a pulse!"

'Thank you for waiting. Please continue to hold and your call will bee answered as soon as we can.'