Emergency Buff Mugs

'Quick! Page the flight deck, bring me oxygen, gloves, a mask and someone junior!'

Curious Spectators.

Rescuing footballs from a fire.

Super-Papi moves swiftly to defeat the evil Electronico!

'The ghost walks this passage every night Monday to Friday. He has weekends off.'

'He likes to power nap.'

Swiss army hospital...'scalpel...'

Health and Safety Gone Mad.

"We'll get there when we get there!"

Battery Lighthouse

Cross-country runners picking up water and spare batteries.

"It's a fairy simple procedure. We just take out the dead ones and put in two new ones."

"Remember, when you back up, make that 'beep beep' sound."

"Everybody on the bus today was played by Anthony Hopkins."

Flying in Formation.

"I never actually said I was spiderman...I just said that no one has ever seen us in the same room together."

'It's a beautiful lighthouse. However, hauling the batteries up the stairs has taken its toll on my back.'

Lighthouse powered by batteries.

'If you plan to run a half-marathon you won't want a stopwatch, you'll need a calendar!'

"Listen, kid - in the real world, great power comes with no responsibility whatsoever."

"You never know what will catch on!"

"De plane! De plane! De bird! De bird!...."

The tortoise and the hare are in a shoe store trying on shoes in preparation for their race.

"Sorry, it will have to be fire, police or ambulance. Superman is busy right now."

"Warning! Not to be used as a life saving device."

"Your sister got another promotion."

Planner at work.

Captain Pointy No.63 - Smugen Durgen Ray Gun Vest

Restored antique carriage in A.D. 2500

'I doubt whether the Green Goddesses can cope with this.'