Survival Whiz Gifts

"Day 793, this pen is incredible!"

"Forget five-year plans. Let's just figure out how to make it to lunch."

"Davina McCall: Life at the Extreme takes a celebrity to the most extreme places on Earth!"

For his next book, he would write an epic novel of the sea.

'Don't think of it as being a yes man, think of it as being an employed man.'

'This has the makings of their toughest season ever.'

A desert island with a knotted palm tree

'I'm so bored - nothing ever happens around here!'

Goldfish bowl on raft...

65 Million Years Ago

"Hmm...I can see a best-selling book and a movie deal out of this..."

Desert Island Mishap

"I see you also took the road less travelled!"

'Being stuck on a desert island is one thing, but being struck on a desert island with a hoarder...'

"A home recently sold in my neighborhood."

"Remember that time I let you steer the boat and we crashed and had to swim here to die? Remember?"

"To save enough money to buy my lowrider, I figure I need to keep my summer job for...10,734 days."

'I was thinking-what if the tide's OUT?'

'Rubbing sticks together was a great idea. After 40 minutes, I'm so warm I don't need a fire!'

'I hate evolution!'

"I thought I was a hoarder, but it turns out I'm a prepper."

'Not likely - the last time I went in one of those, it sank!'

The trap

Help! Send fishing tackle!

'Go and hunt for your own lunch. Who do you think I am, Ray Mears?!'

Prepper Dog

"I swear, if you say 'I'm bored' one more time . . . "

After 73 days, the coconut would finally be his.

"I'm realizing how useless I'd be in a post apocalyptic world - All I do is draw cartoons."

"You will note that their ability to comprehend, assess and process information increases dramatically when Professor Podhertz throws in the cat."

'Wow, that shift almost got us.'

"This isn't just about the wolf anymore, is it?"

'It's so frustrating -- all our coupons are expiring!'

Shipwrecked.

"Well, they're circling counter-clockwise, so we must be in the southern hemisphere."