Survivor-fans Gifts

"For the last time — there is no ‘other woman’!"

'Dear Diarrhea, Day 84. Well, I'm constipated again today...'

Admit it. We have a drinking problem.

"Dig deep! C'mon! You got this!"

"It looks like a pitch for a survival-themed reality show."

"Graveyards always put me ill at ease."

What? I had to fire our flare gun at him before he fired his flare gun at us!

"Has it occurred to you one of us might be a mirage?"

Need tickets.

"What if I told you that everything you knew about slowly going insane on a desert island was wrong?"

"And now Survivor Six...walking through your kid's room barefoot in the dark..."

'I know you're doing your best, but I'm getting awfully tired of cream of coconut soup.'

Artificial intelligence trying to make it on its own.

No Loitering

"At least my putting has improved."

One Fine Tuesday in Antarctica

"Professor, just how long did you say that evolution thing takes?"

"It was at this point St. Paul felt like he could not catch a break!"

"When you're voted out of "Survivor", I thought they just sent you home!"

That Bear Grylls eats some EVIL crap, I'm telling you!

'Only one of you will survive to the end of the series.'

'It's day to day, but so far I've survived,'

"No, we're no gods, we're God's gift to women!"

"You been here long?"

"You are so lucky I keep kosher."

Dying man in desert to friend as vultures approach; 'Amazing! I thought they were more or less extinct!'

A football is dropped to a man stranded on desert island

Eskimo in Igloo

'The good news is the airline was trying to skimp on fuel, and no terrorists were involved.'t

"Your troubles are nearly over - straight ahead about ten miles."

Snail in desert sees sign for shade trees.

'Hey,Fred- I can hear the sea!'

'Well, this is not a good sign: Can I have a look at that map of yours?'

"I've been as good as I can in a zombie apocalypse."

"It's a pity I'm a vegetarian..."