Survivalist Mindset Gifts

'Ok, you bring de hammer, I bring de nails .'

"Together ideas for couples" "Slap a sandwich together" "Put two and two together" "Pull themselves together" "Rub two sticks together" "Try to hold it together" "String a phrase together"

Desert Island Meals.

'Thank-you God.'

"I dunno, looks like a trap."

Problem Solving: Man rows desert island to land.

"More rescue efforts, less screenplay."

"Day 4,261... I don’t know how much longer I can survive. Still no signs of civilization. Food is scarce and I fear the wound on my ankle is infected. Still, all this pales in comparison to the horror of having to be anywhere at any particular time."

"I just hope the world doesn't end before people can see our outfits."

'Arf! Arf!'

'I need a life saving app. I need a life saving app.'

"Day 736. Still loving the fact that I can smoke all over this island..."

"Yes, I'm alone."

'He refuses to leave without the tree and their son.'

"My dream is to have a little house and a white picket fence wired with explosives."

"Yes, I'm sure of my 3 wishes - I wish I had a pen, I wish I had paper to write a 'rescue me' note, and I wish I had a bottle to send it in"

"Now that's a great number if you want to be protected from the entire environment."

"Yes, we're stranded here... but think how healthier we are eating nothing but fish!"

'I'm glad to see you've started building a boat.'

Bob liked a challenge, and the shipwreck gave him something to get his teeth into.

'Remember, son, don't believe any thing you hear and only half of what you see.'

"I don't know, what do you want to do today?"

"Why can't we just have a normal home security system like the neighbours."

'You always wanted a larger office with a view.'

Santa Claus delivers present to man stranded on desert island.

Prepper Dog

Desert island dweller sinks in sand.

'Do you have to be so melodramatic?'

Doug reasoned that things could be worse...but just how much worse...he wasn't sure??

Tsunami Evac Route

"It looks like a pitch for a survival-themed reality show."

Drawing on an island.

Island and man

Unlike modern day hipsters, pre-historic hipsters didn't need to rely on yoga, hiking or even rock climbing to stay fit...

"What, no day spa? And you call this a luxury bunker."