Survival Skeptic T-Shirts

"I see you also took the road less travelled!"

"Forget five-year plans. Let's just figure out how to make it to lunch."

"Together ideas for couples" "Slap a sandwich together" "Put two and two together" "Pull themselves together" "Rub two sticks together" "Try to hold it together" "String a phrase together"

'Don't think of it as being a yes man, think of it as being an employed man.'

Desert Island Meals.

"I dunno, looks like a trap."

A desert island with a knotted palm tree

'This has the makings of their toughest season ever.'

Problem Solving: Man rows desert island to land.

'I'm so bored - nothing ever happens around here!'

"Day 4,261... I don’t know how much longer I can survive. Still no signs of civilization. Food is scarce and I fear the wound on my ankle is infected. Still, all this pales in comparison to the horror of having to be anywhere at any particular time."

65 Million Years Ago

"Sometimes Peter I wish it would just stay as water."

"More rescue efforts, less screenplay."

Goldfish bowl on raft...

"Hmm...I can see a best-selling book and a movie deal out of this..."

'Arf! Arf!'

'Being stuck on a desert island is one thing, but being struck on a desert island with a hoarder...'

"Yes, I'm alone."

'He refuses to leave without the tree and their son.'

Desert Island Mishap

"Day 736. Still loving the fact that I can smoke all over this island..."

'I was thinking-what if the tide's OUT?'

"Yes, we're stranded here... but think how healthier we are eating nothing but fish!"

"Remember that time I let you steer the boat and we crashed and had to swim here to die? Remember?"

'I'm glad to see you've started building a boat.'

'I hate evolution!'

"I thought I was a hoarder, but it turns out I'm a prepper."

Bob liked a challenge, and the shipwreck gave him something to get his teeth into.

'Remember, son, don't believe any thing you hear and only half of what you see.'

"Why can't we just have a normal home security system like the neighbours."

Prepper Dog

Help! Send fishing tackle!

'Not likely - the last time I went in one of those, it sank!'

The trap