Survivalist Dreamer Gifts

Man Exercising in Wheel on Desert Island.

'But, sir, this isn't a deserted island, it's merely an undeveloped isthmus.'

'I need a life saving app. I need a life saving app.'

'Don't worry, it's perfectly normal to see a mirage every now and again...'

Desert Island Eureka

"I don't know, what do you want to do today?"

Writer trapped on island makes an SOS sign with a fountain pen.

"Now that's a great number if you want to be protected from the entire environment."

"Yjere didn't seem any point in making any supper..."

'Hmm...I hope this is not a dream.'

A man on a desert island reaches out for a message in a bottle. It has a mobile phone in it.

Escape from desert island.

Proposed site for new multi storey mirage.

"Get the net, it's a big one."

'The real irony here is that I could probably fit into my skinny pants.'

'Our mirage proves this part of the Sahara is still very French.'

'We're never going to get saved.'

'You always wanted a larger office with a view.'

'Things could be worse. I could still be sitting behind a desk all day.'

Come on, it's just a game! If you were rescued from a desert island, what three things would you bring?

The president's sending heavy weapons to Europe to counter Russia. Do you know what this means, Randy? It means there's still a chance I'll live to see the postapocalyptic world the movies promised me when I was a kid. I'll get to drive buggies around deserts, play hide and seek with mutant barbarians in the ruins of major cities ... You think it'll be hard to charge my phone in the postapocalypse? Probably, since it'll be melted into your hand.

"Together ideas for couples" "Slap a sandwich together" "Put two and two together" "Pull themselves together" "Rub two sticks together" "Try to hold it together" "String a phrase together"

Paul Klee

Desert Island Meals.

'Thank-you God.'

"I dunno, looks like a trap."

Problem Solving: Man rows desert island to land.

"More rescue efforts, less screenplay."

Emergency Phone.

'Arf! Arf!'

'It's cutting edge theatre.'

"I accidentally hit 3 keys and then hit enter. CTRL + Z didn't get rid of it. Can we keep it as a pet?"

"Yes, I'm alone."

'He refuses to leave without the tree and their son.'

"Day 736. Still loving the fact that I can smoke all over this island..."