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Man Exercising in Wheel on Desert Island.

'But, sir, this isn't a deserted island, it's merely an undeveloped isthmus.'

'I need a life saving app. I need a life saving app.'

'Don't worry, it's perfectly normal to see a mirage every now and again...'

Desert Island Eureka

"I don't know, what do you want to do today?"

Writer trapped on island makes an SOS sign with a fountain pen.

"Now that's a great number if you want to be protected from the entire environment."

"Yjere didn't seem any point in making any supper..."

'Hmm...I hope this is not a dream.'

A man on a desert island reaches out for a message in a bottle. It has a mobile phone in it.

Escape from desert island.

Proposed site for new multi storey mirage.

"Get the net, it's a big one."

'The real irony here is that I could probably fit into my skinny pants.'

'Our mirage proves this part of the Sahara is still very French.'

'You always wanted a larger office with a view.'

'Things could be worse. I could still be sitting behind a desk all day.'

"Together ideas for couples" "Slap a sandwich together" "Put two and two together" "Pull themselves together" "Rub two sticks together" "Try to hold it together" "String a phrase together"

Paul Klee

Desert Island Meals.

'Thank-you God.'

"I dunno, looks like a trap."

Problem Solving: Man rows desert island to land.

"More rescue efforts, less screenplay."

Emergency Phone.

'It's cutting edge theatre.'

'Arf! Arf!'

"I accidentally hit 3 keys and then hit enter. CTRL + Z didn't get rid of it. Can we keep it as a pet?"

'He refuses to leave without the tree and their son.'

"Yes, I'm alone."

"Day 736. Still loving the fact that I can smoke all over this island..."

"Yes, we're stranded here... but think how healthier we are eating nothing but fish!"

Anywhere but here

'I'm glad to see you've started building a boat.'