Stranded Survivalist Prints

Castaway angry at the loss of electricity.

'Oh great. I really wanted bucket seats.'

Castaway harnessing electricity.

Notice on desert island - sand for sale

"We've only been stranded on this island for 6 months. I don't think it is technically considered an emergency yet."

"Together ideas for couples" "Slap a sandwich together" "Put two and two together" "Pull themselves together" "Rub two sticks together" "Try to hold it together" "String a phrase together"

Desert Island Meals.

'Thank-you God.'

"I dunno, looks like a trap."

Problem Solving: Man rows desert island to land.

'I'll be glad when winter is over and he can start buryi8ng bones again.'

'Arf! Arf!'

"We hardly ever intercept hard copy notes anymore, Stanley."

'I need a life saving app. I need a life saving app.'

'Let's put it this way Tommy, if we could go below F minus you would be forging new territory!'

'He refuses to leave without the tree and their son.'

"Yes, I'm alone."

"Day 736. Still loving the fact that I can smoke all over this island..."

'My class is so large and my seat so far back, I feel like I'm taking a distance-learning course.'

"If the meeting goes on for longer than scheuled...I'm prepared!"

'I'm reporting you to the Department of Education!'

"Now that's a great number if you want to be protected from the entire environment."

'I'm glad to see you've started building a boat.'

I'm doing poorly, but that's without performance enhancing drugs.

'In an effort to make this sales meeting more pleasant, I have taken the liberty of rotating our sales graph counter clockwise a full ninety degrees,'

'Remember, son, don't believe any thing you hear and only half of what you see.'

"OK then, I admit it. Installing the log burner was a bad idea!"

Bob liked a challenge, and the shipwreck gave him something to get his teeth into.

Santa Claus delivers present to man stranded on desert island.

"No, I'm not building a raft. I'm building a double bed!"

"I don't know, what do you want to do today?"

"Wanna play 'Waitin’ on the Cable Guy'?"

'You always wanted a larger office with a view.'

Dear Diary, 36 weeks on this island and I'm starting to feel that I'll never get rescued."

'On the other hand, if I never finish anything I can't be a complete failure...'