Marooned Survivalist Prints

As his ship sank,Robinson Crusoe was washed ashore by the currant.

'I'm so bored - nothing ever happens around here!'

'I need a life saving app. I need a life saving app.'

'He refuses to leave without the tree and their son.'

"Now that's a great number if you want to be protected from the entire environment."

"That's 'Help' with an 'H'."

"Wanna play 'Waitin’ on the Cable Guy'?"

"I don't know, what do you want to do today?"

'You always wanted a larger office with a view.'

Castaway harnessing electricity.

'Look at the bright side. Think of our mutual funds going up, up, up!'

"Don't just sit there. Build a boat!"

"Scotch and water, *hic* scotch and water..."

"Yjere didn't seem any point in making any supper..."

'I sure hope you're a marriage counselor.'

Voice of GPS: 'Recalculating...'

'Don't worry, it's perfectly normal to see a mirage every now and again...'

A shark swims into a desert island.

Come on, it's just a game! If you were rescued from a desert island, what three things would you bring?

Notice on desert island - sand for sale

"Well, I suppose it'll have to do."

Desert Island Eureka

Proposed site for new multi storey mirage.

"The neighborhood association wants to know why you're never at our meetings."

'We're never going to get saved.'

'Our mirage proves this part of the Sahara is still very French.'

WiFi on deserted island

A Great Idea.

'The tide goes out along way, doesn't it?'

Writer trapped on island makes an SOS sign with a fountain pen.

'I've been offered a week under the viaduct and three nights in a pizza hut doorway, after which I get my own cardboard box.'

'Hmm...I hope this is not a dream.'

Escape from desert island.

"Face it, Gail. We've drifted apart."

'You're trying to hail a taxi?... Are you insane? You'll never get one at this time of day!'