Marooned Survivalist Gifts

As his ship sank,Robinson Crusoe was washed ashore by the currant.

'I'm so bored - nothing ever happens around here!'

'I need a life saving app. I need a life saving app.'

'He refuses to leave without the tree and their son.'

"Now that's a great number if you want to be protected from the entire environment."

"That's 'Help' with an 'H'."

'You always wanted a larger office with a view.'

"I don't know, what do you want to do today?"

"Wanna play 'Waitin’ on the Cable Guy'?"

Castaway harnessing electricity.

'Look at the bright side. Think of our mutual funds going up, up, up!'

"Scotch and water, *hic* scotch and water..."

"Don't just sit there. Build a boat!"

'I sure hope you're a marriage counselor.'

'Don't worry, it's perfectly normal to see a mirage every now and again...'

"Yjere didn't seem any point in making any supper..."

A shark swims into a desert island.

'Our mirage proves this part of the Sahara is still very French.'

Proposed site for new multi storey mirage.

Notice on desert island - sand for sale

"Well, I suppose it'll have to do."

Desert Island Eureka

WiFi on deserted island

A Great Idea.

'The tide goes out along way, doesn't it?'

'I've been offered a week under the viaduct and three nights in a pizza hut doorway, after which I get my own cardboard box.'

Escape from desert island.

The great Dessert Island.

'You didn't go down with shi-ip! You didn't go down with the shi-ip!'

'Hmm...I hope this is not a dream.'

'You're trying to hail a taxi?... Are you insane? You'll never get one at this time of day!'

Writer trapped on island makes an SOS sign with a fountain pen.