Marooned Adventurer Gifts

'Insure your desert island for as little as.....'

'I'm sick of this island, Bob! I'm sick of you! If we don't get rescued soon, I'm going to go INSANE!'

"Take a message in a bottle, Miss Jones."

'I'm so bored - nothing ever happens around here!'

Medieval Vacation: 'What? I am relaxed. I'm relaxing!'

"Honey, can you read through our list and let me know if I forgot anything?"

'He refuses to leave without the tree and their son.'

"I enjoy the one day of the school year...that I didn't forget to do my homework."

"That's 'Help' with an 'H'."

'Parents are so inconsistent. They spend all day avoiding soil loss and all night promoting it.'

'Which arrow points to my office?'

'How do I know your ours?'

"Don't just sit there. Build a boat!"

"Phone, wallet, glasses... What am I forgetting?"

'Dad, I want to drive an army tank when I'm older.'

"I'm a speaker and I'm lost. Which one of these rooms has the conference/seminar/convention/wedding that I don't remember the name of?"

Wipe Your Feet

Desert Island Water skiing.

Sunburn.

"You know that feeling when you walk into a room and can't remember why you're there..."

'You are on a sickie you skiving little...'

As his ship sank,Robinson Crusoe was washed ashore by the currant.

Hmm...all the best!

"Well, I suppose it'll have to do."

"I've lost my keys, my wallet and my iPhone! Frankly, I think MINE is the lost generation!"

"I don't object to their right to roam, I just wish they would wipe their feet."

"Tonight? I thought it was tomorrow night."

Lost Property: "How can I help?"

"Only once! That particular winter morning, it has snowed overnight and the sunrise was so spectacular I was speechless: I forgot to cock-a-doodle-do!"

'Nasty, right to the end!'

"I forgot to pay the light bill. I swear, I would forget my head if it wasn't screwed on."

"Face it, Gail. We've drifted apart."

"Where's my pencil?!"

"I sometimes think he's living on a different planet."