Marooned Experience Gifts

'He refuses to leave without the tree and their son.'

'I'm so bored - nothing ever happens around here!'

"Personally, I of course loved Uncle Clarence, but Mr. Quibbles wants to say a few things."

Life after death

"I guess laughter wasn’t the best medicine."

"That's 'Help' with an 'H'."

"Your husband says BOO!"

'There's a little bit of my late husband in every glass - I used his ashes as a fining agent.'

Ventriloquist Grave

'Life is a precious thing, but simply breathing and existing isn't living...the end is inevitable for everything...I'm afraid that time has come for you, dear. I have to pull the plug...'

Widow shows a portrait of herself

Pickles the Clown: Son of Bonzo and Gwen. A Pro to the End.

"Would it kill you to help around the house for once?!"

Desert Island Books

"Don't just sit there. Build a boat!"

'He was only ninety three.'

'It freaks me out that you're keeping your dead mum preserved in Formalin on the mantelpiece!'

"I was able to get in one last lecture about diet and exercise."

Desert Island Water skiing.

"When I moved here after your mother passed... The first thing I did was make this altar...so I could pray for her. But your father said, 'Just no photos.'"

A grave with an array of beauty products

"Is it me, or does the old man still look angry at us for denting his Cadillac?"

A shark swims into a desert island.

Former Survivalist

"Hey, don't I get a receipt?"

"As my late husband, here, used to say...."

'He looks so natural.'

'George was a real central region inter-library loan business unit administration assistant's central region inter-library loan business unit administration assistant.'

"One day he was cock-a-doodle-doing and the next...nothing."

Olivia Newton-John 1948-2022

'I think he would have been pleased to know that I got his entire record breaking bungee jump on video.'

'I'm very proud of what he achieved during his life.'

The night

My child-wife's old companion