Marooned Musings Gifts

'I'm so bored - nothing ever happens around here!'

Man busking for money on a desert island.

"Face it, Gail. We've drifted apart."

'At last!... A woman!'

'The trouble with you is you've got an island mentality.'

"I resigned of my own free will."

'I can't force jocose if I'm not feeling it.'

'He refuses to leave without the tree and their son.'

"That's 'Help' with an 'H'."

"Don't just sit there. Build a boat!"

Desert Island Books

Desert Island Water skiing.

A shark swims into a desert island.

"The neighborhood association wants to know why you're never at our meetings."

Hmm...all the best!

As his ship sank,Robinson Crusoe was washed ashore by the currant.

"Well, I suppose it'll have to do."

WiFi on deserted island

The great Dessert Island.

'Well, at least, being on an island should stop you sleepwalking.'

Desert Island Discus

'But the coconut song is all I know!'

Desert Island Empty Except For Nixon Sign

"It's another recipe for fish."

"We've really had it this time."

'Insure your desert island for as little as.....'

'I'm sick of this island, Bob! I'm sick of you! If we don't get rescued soon, I'm going to go INSANE!'

"Take a message in a bottle, Miss Jones."

Oh great. They're all females and my equipment only uses males.

"You and your offshore accounts!"

Desert Island Rake

'Now it's my turn to sit on a desert island'

Island and man