Marooned Humor Enthusiast Gifts

Island and man

'I'm so bored - nothing ever happens around here!'

"What the...They wrapped me in toilet paper!"

Cow talking to dog: 'What...You eat your own...?!'

Overshadowed by the Tony's: Broadway's Lesser Known Awards

Herding lava back to the fire pit.

'He refuses to leave without the tree and their son.'

'Not only do we have no natural enemies we have no natural friends.'

"Dad, can we please just buy a week wacker?"

"The usual."

'Have you been feeding him cat food again?'

Cat art exhibition.

'Oops, actually, this is a cockroach I squashed the other day.'

"We ran out of the little umbrellas."

"Don't just sit there. Build a boat!"

Early days in the cloning lab.

'Bad man... you're a bad man!'

"Back in 15 min."

"This next trick will require a volunteer from the audience..."

The Museum of Swine Art.

A shark swims into a desert island.

"Well, your reflexes are fine."

Hose charmer.

As his ship sank,Robinson Crusoe was washed ashore by the currant.

'Get in! No time to explain!'

'Do you extract teeth?'

101 uses of a dead cat: microphones.

"Respect man!"

"Quit complaining and decorate it! Number one, it's tradition, number two, it's nobody we know..."

William Wallace & Gromit.

"You're doing 20-to-life. What do you mean you haven't got time to floss?"

Eddie's Fables presents: "The Worm and the Caterpillar"

'So...your Bowel or mine?' / A male tapeworm using a pick-up line on a female tapeworm