Marooned Fun Seeker Gifts

'Well, at least, being on an island should stop you sleepwalking.'

Out To Lurch

'I'm so bored - nothing ever happens around here!'

Hacking through ice in order to fish

'You say 'boo' she wets herself.'

'He refuses to leave without the tree and their son.'

"May I recommend THIS property? It's ideal for first-time haunters..."

The Final Selfie

"Don't just sit there. Build a boat!"

'Be careful. The plate is hot!'

"He's nuts. She's nuts. All three young ones are nuts. The dog is nuts. And the old lady upstairs is nuts, too."

The Headless Horseman

Desert Island Water skiing.

Skating by torchlight on the Serpentine.

"Well, I suppose it'll have to do."

Fly rides the wacky windshield,

"Happy National Pride Month."

"Face it, Gail. We've drifted apart."

'Weeeeeeee!!'

The great Dessert Island.

Desert Island Discus

"She laid her outfit for tonight's party on the bed this morning, right where I usually nap! Now, she's mad because I've shed hair all over it. . ."

'The trouble with you is you've got an island mentality.'

'Insure your desert island for as little as.....'

'I'm sick of this island, Bob! I'm sick of you! If we don't get rescued soon, I'm going to go INSANE!'

'But the coconut song is all I know!'

"Ha ha ha. So true."

'Accountant Dracula.'

"Rumble. . . rumble. . . the strange noise was getting louder. . ."

Desert Island Rake

'We hears this loud pop and when we turned around he was like this!'

"Take a message in a bottle, Miss Jones."

'No can do! That's my Solitaire evening!'

"I resigned of my own free will."