Marooned Romantic Gifts

Desert Island Rake

'I'm so bored - nothing ever happens around here!'

'He refuses to leave without the tree and their son.'

"That's 'Help' with an 'H'."

Desert Island Books

"Don't just sit there. Build a boat!"

"If it gets boring, I can tell you how I borrowed money from the Mob, and how, right now, we;re actually on the run from them."

Desert Island Water skiing.

As his ship sank,Robinson Crusoe was washed ashore by the currant.

Hmm...all the best!

"Well, I suppose it'll have to do."

The great Dessert Island.

'Guarding the house was alright, but I left him when he wanted me to become an attack dog...'

"Face it, Gail. We've drifted apart."

Octopus Romance with Sea Mine

'Well, at least, being on an island should stop you sleepwalking.'

Desert Island Discus

"We've really had it this time."

"Why am I always attracted to women with an unpredictable, dangerous energy crackling under the surface?"

Boat Called Available.

'But the coconut song is all I know!'

'I'm sick of this island, Bob! I'm sick of you! If we don't get rescued soon, I'm going to go INSANE!'

'Insure your desert island for as little as.....'

'The trouble with you is you've got an island mentality.'

"It's another recipe for fish."

"You and your offshore accounts!"

"Take a message in a bottle, Miss Jones."

"I resigned of my own free will."

'Now it's my turn to sit on a desert island'

'Wish me luck, mother. We are off to get married.'

Island and man

'At last!... A woman!'