Marooned Mischief Maker Gifts

Desert Island Water skiing.

"Bad dog."

"Mr. Johnson, Bob is kicking me under the table!"

Newt sale

'Let go of that balloon right now!'

Only a penny! A sensible and ingenious toy for children.

A massive ship pulls in in Central Park.

'No, you can't use your last wish, to wish for another three wishes!'

'Mom! -- Jeffrey's pimping the wall!'

SEX EDUCATION, 'It's a crazy idea, but it just might work.'

Death Photobombs a Holiday

'Guess what I'd like to see disappear next.'

'And in addition it seems that he has been eating some of the other children'.

Teacher to student: 'Nice use of glitter, but you were assigned to do math problems.'

'I told you that parrot didn't know how to navigate.'

Artist gets pooped on by lots of birds.

It's sure been easier to mess around at work since we decided to bell the boss.

Old Golfers never die...only those who get in their buggies way!

'... No, actually. He's short, blond and ugly.'

God creates humans.

"She's sinking alright, Captain. Even the rats are wearing life jackets!"

"My trun!!"

'He wanted to be remembered this way.'

'All right, who broketh the window!'

People, come on, connect the dots...NOT THOSE DOTS!

"Don't stare at his massive claw. . . don't stare at his massive claw. . ."

A trap for Santa

Frankie the discount genie

'Not that babysitter again! Better behave or she zaps you...'

'Stop that Betty. We're here to fish, not to mess around.'

Santa's sleigh up on cinder blocks.

"And the important thing is to make sure you wake them up EVERY HOUR during the night."

Aircraft accidentally hits a witch.

'Grandma says she has the perfect wrestler nickname for me. What does Tiny Terror mean?'

"As you can see, we allowed you to bring your cell phones; however, this is hell, so even local calls will be charged as roaming."