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Desert Island Water skiing.

"Mr. Johnson, Bob is kicking me under the table!"

"Bad dog."

Newt sale

Only a penny! A sensible and ingenious toy for children.

'Let go of that balloon right now!'

A massive ship pulls in in Central Park.

'No, you can't use your last wish, to wish for another three wishes!'

'Mom! -- Jeffrey's pimping the wall!'

SEX EDUCATION, 'It's a crazy idea, but it just might work.'

'And in addition it seems that he has been eating some of the other children'.

Teacher to student: 'Nice use of glitter, but you were assigned to do math problems.'

Death Photobombs a Holiday

'Guess what I'd like to see disappear next.'

'I told you that parrot didn't know how to navigate.'

Artist gets pooped on by lots of birds.

Old Golfers never die...only those who get in their buggies way!

'... No, actually. He's short, blond and ugly.'

God creates humans.

"She's sinking alright, Captain. Even the rats are wearing life jackets!"

'He wanted to be remembered this way.'

"My trun!!"

'All right, who broketh the window!'

"Don't stare at his massive claw. . . don't stare at his massive claw. . ."

People, come on, connect the dots...NOT THOSE DOTS!

Frankie the discount genie

'Stop that Betty. We're here to fish, not to mess around.'

'Not that babysitter again! Better behave or she zaps you...'

A trap for Santa

'Grandma says she has the perfect wrestler nickname for me. What does Tiny Terror mean?'

"And the important thing is to make sure you wake them up EVERY HOUR during the night."

Aircraft accidentally hits a witch.

Santa's sleigh up on cinder blocks.

"Just think, in dog years we'd be old enough to know better!"

"As you can see, we allowed you to bring your cell phones; however, this is hell, so even local calls will be charged as roaming."