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"As you can see, we allowed you to bring your cell phones; however, this is hell, so even local calls will be charged as roaming."

Kid in time-out writes 'it was the best of time out...'

"It that it? I don't have my contacts in."

Only a penny! A sensible and ingenious toy for children.

Newt sale

'No, you can't use your last wish, to wish for another three wishes!'

"Pssst. Fake poop."

'Mom! -- Jeffrey's pimping the wall!'

Teacher to student: 'Nice use of glitter, but you were assigned to do math problems.'

'Guess what I'd like to see disappear next.'

Death Photobombs a Holiday

'How was your day Ma?. . .'

It's sure been easier to mess around at work since we decided to bell the boss.

Child jumping on a table-tennis table.

Artist gets pooped on by lots of birds.

God creates humans.

'... No, actually. He's short, blond and ugly.'

Old Golfers never die...only those who get in their buggies way!

'He wanted to be remembered this way.'

'All right, who broketh the window!'

"I told you we should have given them treats!"

'I got 50p - how much did you get?'

A trap for Santa

Frankie the discount genie

"Great, I just made my last mortgage payment!"

Oh, confound it, I was in landscape mode.

'Grandma says she has the perfect wrestler nickname for me. What does Tiny Terror mean?'

"No, no, no! My old 45 records do not belong in the craft box!"

Santa's sleigh up on cinder blocks.

"Just think, in dog years we'd be old enough to know better!"

"Do not feel bad - violence is acceptable when the purpose of the toy is its own destruction."

Aircraft accidentally hits a witch.

'Norman, why is it you're the one who always gets detention.'

'No pennies.'

'I just got off the phone with your teacher. Next time you tell her you're from a 'broken home' don't forget to mention who broke most of it!'