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'Well, at least, being on an island should stop you sleepwalking.'

Out To Lurch

'I'm so bored - nothing ever happens around here!'

Hacking through ice in order to fish

'Awesome mummy costume!' 'I'm a pirate! Some kids just TPed me...'

'He refuses to leave without the tree and their son.'

'You say 'boo' she wets herself.'

The Final Selfie

"May I recommend THIS property? It's ideal for first-time haunters..."

"Don't just sit there. Build a boat!"

'Be careful. The plate is hot!'

Desert Island Water skiing.

Skating by torchlight on the Serpentine.

"He's nuts. She's nuts. All three young ones are nuts. The dog is nuts. And the old lady upstairs is nuts, too."

The Headless Horseman

"Well, I suppose it'll have to do."

Fly rides the wacky windshield,

"Face it, Gail. We've drifted apart."

The great Dessert Island.

"Happy National Pride Month."

'Weeeeeeee!!'

Desert Island Discus

Man busking for money on a desert island.

'I'm sick of this island, Bob! I'm sick of you! If we don't get rescued soon, I'm going to go INSANE!'

'But the coconut song is all I know!'

"She laid her outfit for tonight's party on the bed this morning, right where I usually nap! Now, she's mad because I've shed hair all over it. . ."

'Insure your desert island for as little as.....'

'Accountant Dracula.'

"Ha ha ha. So true."

'The trouble with you is you've got an island mentality.'

"Rumble. . . rumble. . . the strange noise was getting louder. . ."

"Take a message in a bottle, Miss Jones."

'No can do! That's my Solitaire evening!'

"I resigned of my own free will."

'We hears this loud pop and when we turned around he was like this!'