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'But the coconut song is all I know!'

"We're following Carrot Top."

Theorbo

'I'm so bored - nothing ever happens around here!'

'He refuses to leave without the tree and their son.'

"That's 'Help' with an 'H'."

"This next song is about my self-driving truck leaving me..."

Desert Island Books

"Don't just sit there. Build a boat!"

Desert Island Water skiing.

"This song is inspired by the time I fell down the tower stairs"

'Life on the farm used to be so... innocent. What's happened to us?'

"The neighborhood association wants to know why you're never at our meetings."

Hmm...all the best!

As his ship sank,Robinson Crusoe was washed ashore by the currant.

Rats drawn to Facebook instead of Pied Piper.

"Well, I suppose it'll have to do."

"Face it, Gail. We've drifted apart."

The great Dessert Island.

'Well, at least, being on an island should stop you sleepwalking.'

Man busking for money on a desert island.

Snake charmer charms snake into the shape of a treble clef.

Desert Island Discus

Desert Island Empty Except For Nixon Sign

"Sorry. We not longer accept payment in the form of 'Bawdy ballads of ribaldry and adventure.'"

'The trouble with you is you've got an island mentality.'

'I'm sick of this island, Bob! I'm sick of you! If we don't get rescued soon, I'm going to go INSANE!'

'Insure your desert island for as little as.....'

"You and your offshore accounts!"

Oh great. They're all females and my equipment only uses males.

"Take a message in a bottle, Miss Jones."

Desert Island Rake

"I resigned of my own free will."

'At last!... A woman!'

Island and man