Time-traveling Minstrel T-Shirts

Theorbo

"We're following Carrot Top."

"You know, no matter how much you stare at your watch, summer isn't going to come any faster."

"Writer's block?"

Grimm's Fairytales - Title Page

"This next song is about my self-driving truck leaving me..."

In prehistoric times, there were hunters, gatherers and guys who never had change.

Cavemen Exhibit

'What happens after the end of time?'

Early Sexting

Boy throws a stick for a tortoise. By the time the tortoise returns, the boy is an old man.

Bingo's Time Out - Part Six

"Look what I found. You wouldn't believe the things that people throw out."

"Scratching the infected area will only make it worse, Mr Bonaparte!"

Oldies Band.

'The time? Yes, it's VII ... no, hang on, er ... IX ... uh ... oh, for God's sake, it's half nine, OK?'

'Life on the farm used to be so... innocent. What's happened to us?'

"This song is inspired by the time I fell down the tower stairs"

Rats drawn to Facebook instead of Pied Piper.

"It's time."

'I can't believe this. . . 'There was a young man from Nantucket...'

"Where there's smoke there's fire, at least there will be after someone invents fire."

Cave drawing copyrighted.

Do you have to do everything at the last minute?

Hen throws an egg and the picture turns to daytime.

Snake charmer charms snake into the shape of a treble clef.

"This is it, Slim. I'm putting you on the next off-peak train outta here."

Time Machine Development Lab

"Sorry. We not longer accept payment in the form of 'Bawdy ballads of ribaldry and adventure.'"

Before The Wheel

'But the coconut song is all I know!'

Passage of Time

Danae's Prescient Auto-Biography: '...It's my factual account of what my life will be, and I'm going to copy Mark Twain's marketing genius by holding it from publication for 100 years!'

Minutemen in training.

'Our marriage is more combatible than compatible!'