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"Well, I suppose it'll have to do."

'I'm so bored - nothing ever happens around here!'

Man Dreaming Of Australia.

'He refuses to leave without the tree and their son.'

"Aye, but this is the Cairngorms laddie. That'll be �1.15p."

"That's 'Help' with an 'H'."

Desert Island Books

"Don't just sit there. Build a boat!"

You are not here.

Scarecrow Directions

'Let's follow this guy you said, he seems to know the way!'

Desert Island Water skiing.

"The neighborhood association wants to know why you're never at our meetings."

Hmm...all the best!

As his ship sank,Robinson Crusoe was washed ashore by the currant.

WiFi on deserted island

"Face it, Gail. We've drifted apart."

The great Dessert Island.

'Well, at least, being on an island should stop you sleepwalking.'

Desert Island Discus

Man busking for money on a desert island.

Desert Island Empty Except For Nixon Sign

'Insure your desert island for as little as.....'

Globes

'The trouble with you is you've got an island mentality.'

'I'm sick of this island, Bob! I'm sick of you! If we don't get rescued soon, I'm going to go INSANE!'

'But the coconut song is all I know!'

Oh great. They're all females and my equipment only uses males.

Desert Island Rake

"You and your offshore accounts!"

"I resigned of my own free will."

"Take a message in a bottle, Miss Jones."

'Now it's my turn to sit on a desert island'

'At last!... A woman!'

Island and man