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"Don't just sit there. Build a boat!"

'I'm so bored - nothing ever happens around here!'

'He refuses to leave without the tree and their son.'

"That's 'Help' with an 'H'."

"How come I can't remember what I forget, but I always remember that I forgot something!"

'I'm death for goodness sake - why do I have to adopt a more healthy lifestyle?'

"Mom!!"

The Doomed Character

"On the plus side, it's nice to be doing something together."

Mars Rover's wheels stolen.

A shark swims into a desert island.

As his ship sank,Robinson Crusoe was washed ashore by the currant.

"I wonder how much he paid for that view."

"I've given up on trying to improve the quality of my milk: It just ends up mixed with milk from other cows in a big vat..."

"Well, I suppose it'll have to do."

"Each night Lily said her prayers... As the fleas and gnats do bite and gnaw my skin, so shall the worms eat and consume me, in the dirt and dust of the Lord's earth. Amen. And each night her prayers freaked her parents out."

Hmm...all the best!

WiFi on deserted island

The great Dessert Island.

"What I miss most is the mooing."

"Face it, Gail. We've drifted apart."

A praying mantis bride throws her husband's head to a crowd of wedding guests.

Desert Island Discus

'Well, at least, being on an island should stop you sleepwalking.'

'I'm sick of this island, Bob! I'm sick of you! If we don't get rescued soon, I'm going to go INSANE!'

'Insure your desert island for as little as.....'

'The trouble with you is you've got an island mentality.'

Desert Island Empty Except For Nixon Sign

"Mind if we tag along?"

"The money has been great since Death took up the collection."

"Oh dear, this is awkward."

'Sir, your three-o'clock is here.' (angel of death)

"I resigned of my own free will."

"Take a message in a bottle, Miss Jones."