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"Don't just sit there. Build a boat!"

'I'm so bored - nothing ever happens around here!'

'He refuses to leave without the tree and their son.'

"That's 'Help' with an 'H'."

"How come I can't remember what I forget, but I always remember that I forgot something!"

'I'm death for goodness sake - why do I have to adopt a more healthy lifestyle?'

"Mom!!"

The Doomed Character

"On the plus side, it's nice to be doing something together."

A shark swims into a desert island.

Mars Rover's wheels stolen.

"I've given up on trying to improve the quality of my milk: It just ends up mixed with milk from other cows in a big vat..."

"The neighborhood association wants to know why you're never at our meetings."

Hmm...all the best!

As his ship sank,Robinson Crusoe was washed ashore by the currant.

"Well, I suppose it'll have to do."

"I wonder how much he paid for that view."

"Each night Lily said her prayers... As the fleas and gnats do bite and gnaw my skin, so shall the worms eat and consume me, in the dirt and dust of the Lord's earth. Amen. And each night her prayers freaked her parents out."

WiFi on deserted island

The great Dessert Island.

"What I miss most is the mooing."

A praying mantis bride throws her husband's head to a crowd of wedding guests.

"Face it, Gail. We've drifted apart."

Desert Island Discus

Man busking for money on a desert island.

'Well, at least, being on an island should stop you sleepwalking.'

"Mind if we tag along?"

'Insure your desert island for as little as.....'

'The trouble with you is you've got an island mentality.'

'I'm sick of this island, Bob! I'm sick of you! If we don't get rescued soon, I'm going to go INSANE!'

Desert Island Empty Except For Nixon Sign

"The money has been great since Death took up the collection."

"Oh dear, this is awkward."

'Sir, your three-o'clock is here.' (angel of death)

"I resigned of my own free will."