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Island and man

'I'm so bored - nothing ever happens around here!'

"What the...They wrapped me in toilet paper!"

Cow talking to dog: 'What...You eat your own...?!'

Overshadowed by the Tony's: Broadway's Lesser Known Awards

Herding lava back to the fire pit.

"I now pronounce you a partial place setting."

'He refuses to leave without the tree and their son.'

'Not only do we have no natural enemies we have no natural friends.'

"Dad, can we please just buy a week wacker?"

"The usual."

I know. Isn't it funny how people and their pets start to look alike?

'Have you been feeding him cat food again?'

Cat art exhibition.

'Oops, actually, this is a cockroach I squashed the other day.'

"We ran out of the little umbrellas."

"Don't just sit there. Build a boat!"

Early days in the cloning lab.

"This next trick will require a volunteer from the audience..."

'Bad man... you're a bad man!'

Adult Magician

"Back in 15 min."

The Museum of Swine Art.

A shark swims into a desert island.

'Do you extract teeth?'

"Well, your reflexes are fine."

'Get in! No time to explain!'

As his ship sank,Robinson Crusoe was washed ashore by the currant.

"Respect man!"

Hose charmer.

101 uses of a dead cat: microphones.

"Quit complaining and decorate it! Number one, it's tradition, number two, it's nobody we know..."

William Wallace & Gromit.

"You're doing 20-to-life. What do you mean you haven't got time to floss?"

'So...your Bowel or mine?' / A male tapeworm using a pick-up line on a female tapeworm