Marooned Situation Fanatic Gifts

A shark swims into a desert island.

'I'm so bored - nothing ever happens around here!'

'He refuses to leave without the tree and their son.'

Bad Interview Technique

"That's 'Help' with an 'H'."

"Don't just sit there. Build a boat!"

Desert Island Books

'I hope I'm not intruding...'

The Doomed Character

Desert Island Water skiing.

As his ship sank,Robinson Crusoe was washed ashore by the currant.

"Well, I suppose it'll have to do."

"Undress down to your underwear and have a seat. The optometrist will be in shortly."

'Holy S**t!'

WiFi on deserted island

'This motel doesn't have WiFi. So NOW who's going to babysit the kids??'

'Better than looking at four walls is here.'

Yesterday, the warranty on the Wilsons' waterbed expired

"Face it, Gail. We've drifted apart."

'Geesh! Didn't your mom ever tell you to put on clean underwear in case you get in an accident?!'

'Anyone can arrange a blind date, only truly great ones can arrange a whole relationship.'

'Aah! I've caught you Dobson - making love to my wife during working hours!'

The great Dessert Island.

The Hellish Sermon

Dr. Miska: Eye, Ear, Nose and Embarrassing Bodily Functions.

'It's a guest tooth brush!!! You're not the only guest we've ever had, Dale!'

"It's bad enough when someone give you a card who you didn't... but worse when it's a musical card!"

Man busking for money on a desert island.

'Well, at least, being on an island should stop you sleepwalking.'

"For god's sake man stop doing the backstroke."

"Hell, I'm from the dating agency. Can I move in with you."

"I'm sorry, Mr. Jenkins doesn't like you."

"It's another recipe for fish."

'I'm sick of this island, Bob! I'm sick of you! If we don't get rescued soon, I'm going to go INSANE!'

'The trouble with you is you've got an island mentality.'