Marooned Situation Fanatic Pillows

A shark swims into a desert island.

'I'm so bored - nothing ever happens around here!'

'He refuses to leave without the tree and their son.'

Bad Interview Technique

"That's 'Help' with an 'H'."

"Don't just sit there. Build a boat!"

Desert Island Books

Desert Island Water skiing.

The Doomed Character

'I hope I'm not intruding...'

As his ship sank,Robinson Crusoe was washed ashore by the currant.

"Undress down to your underwear and have a seat. The optometrist will be in shortly."

"Well, I suppose it'll have to do."

'Holy S**t!'

WiFi on deserted island

'This motel doesn't have WiFi. So NOW who's going to babysit the kids??'

'Better than looking at four walls is here.'

"Face it, Gail. We've drifted apart."

'Aah! I've caught you Dobson - making love to my wife during working hours!'

The Hellish Sermon

Dr. Miska: Eye, Ear, Nose and Embarrassing Bodily Functions.

'Anyone can arrange a blind date, only truly great ones can arrange a whole relationship.'

Yesterday, the warranty on the Wilsons' waterbed expired

The great Dessert Island.

'It's a guest tooth brush!!! You're not the only guest we've ever had, Dale!'

"It's bad enough when someone give you a card who you didn't... but worse when it's a musical card!"

'Well, at least, being on an island should stop you sleepwalking.'

"It's another recipe for fish."

'I'm sick of this island, Bob! I'm sick of you! If we don't get rescued soon, I'm going to go INSANE!'

"Hell, I'm from the dating agency. Can I move in with you."

"For god's sake man stop doing the backstroke."

'The trouble with you is you've got an island mentality.'

"I'm sorry, Mr. Jenkins doesn't like you."

'Insure your desert island for as little as.....'