Marooned Humor Pillows

"It's another recipe for fish."

'I'm so bored - nothing ever happens around here!'

'He refuses to leave without the tree and their son.'

"That's 'Help' with an 'H'."

Desert Island Books

"Don't just sit there. Build a boat!"

Desert Island Water skiing.

A shark swims into a desert island.

"The neighborhood association wants to know why you're never at our meetings."

Hmm...all the best!

As his ship sank,Robinson Crusoe was washed ashore by the currant.

Prisoner sunbathing in his cell.

"Well, I suppose it'll have to do."

WiFi on deserted island

"Face it, Gail. We've drifted apart."

The great Dessert Island.

Desert Island Discus

Man busking for money on a desert island.

'Well, at least, being on an island should stop you sleepwalking.'

'The trouble with you is you've got an island mentality.'

'I'm sick of this island, Bob! I'm sick of you! If we don't get rescued soon, I'm going to go INSANE!'

'Insure your desert island for as little as.....'

"We've really had it this time."

Desert Island Empty Except For Nixon Sign

"I resigned of my own free will."

"You and your offshore accounts!"

"Take a message in a bottle, Miss Jones."

Desert Island Rake

When hair stylists are shipwrecked.

'Now it's my turn to sit on a desert island'

'At last!... A woman!'

Island and man

"Is it true you wear a mortar board because you're thick as a brick?"