Marooned Minds Pillows

'Now it's my turn to sit on a desert island'

'I'm so bored - nothing ever happens around here!'

Pet psychic -- yup, she's for real.

'He refuses to leave without the tree and their son.'

"That's 'Help' with an 'H'."

Man can levitate but can't hold fingers properly.

"Out today due to foreseen circumstances."

"Don't just sit there. Build a boat!"

Desert Island Books

"Just come out and talk. I promise I won't wish for anything."

Desert Island Water skiing.

'I don't know what it is...I just have this funny feeling like I'm being followed.'

Fortune teller sits beneath a sign 'Wrinkles Read Here'

A shark swims into a desert island.

As his ship sank,Robinson Crusoe was washed ashore by the currant.

"Well, I suppose it'll have to do."

"The neighborhood association wants to know why you're never at our meetings."

WiFi on deserted island

'I see lots of weapons of mass malarky.'

The great Dessert Island.

"Face it, Gail. We've drifted apart."

'I've forgotten the recipe.'

Clairvoyant - Closed until God Knows When.

Man busking for money on a desert island.

Desert Island Discus

'Well, at least, being on an island should stop you sleepwalking.'

Desert Island Empty Except For Nixon Sign

"We've really had it this time."

"It's another recipe for fish."

'I'm sick of this island, Bob! I'm sick of you! If we don't get rescued soon, I'm going to go INSANE!'

'Insure your desert island for as little as.....'

'The trouble with you is you've got an island mentality.'

"Take a message in a bottle, Miss Jones."

Woman being hypnotised at Hypnotism section in library.

'I'm seeing 37 facebook requests from the afterlife !'