Marooned Experience Mugs

'He refuses to leave without the tree and their son.'

'I'm so bored - nothing ever happens around here!'

"Personally, I of course loved Uncle Clarence, but Mr. Quibbles wants to say a few things."

Life after death

"I guess laughter wasn’t the best medicine."

"That's 'Help' with an 'H'."

'There's a little bit of my late husband in every glass - I used his ashes as a fining agent.'

Ventriloquist Grave

"Your husband says BOO!"

'Life is a precious thing, but simply breathing and existing isn't living...the end is inevitable for everything...I'm afraid that time has come for you, dear. I have to pull the plug...'

Pickles the Clown: Son of Bonzo and Gwen. A Pro to the End.

"Don't just sit there. Build a boat!"

"Would it kill you to help around the house for once?!"

Desert Island Books

Widow shows a portrait of herself

'He was only ninety three.'

'It freaks me out that you're keeping your dead mum preserved in Formalin on the mantelpiece!'

"I can accept Mum's gone, but I can't bring myself to press 'delete'."

A grave with an array of beauty products

"I was able to get in one last lecture about diet and exercise."

Desert Island Water skiing.

"Is it me, or does the old man still look angry at us for denting his Cadillac?"

"When I moved here after your mother passed... The first thing I did was make this altar...so I could pray for her. But your father said, 'Just no photos.'"

Former Survivalist

A shark swims into a desert island.

'I think he would have been pleased to know that I got his entire record breaking bungee jump on video.'

The night

"One day he was cock-a-doodle-doing and the next...nothing."

My child-wife's old companion

Dead Workaholic

Olivia Newton-John 1948-2022

'He looks so natural.'

"The neighborhood association wants to know why you're never at our meetings."

'George was a real central region inter-library loan business unit administration assistant's central region inter-library loan business unit administration assistant.'

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