Marooned Muse Mugs

Desert Island Discus

'I'm so bored - nothing ever happens around here!'

Spiritualism: Meet the Authors.

Message in a bottle being read by a fish

'He refuses to leave without the tree and their son.'

He doesn't howl at the moon. He prefers to howl into the void.

"That's 'Help' with an 'H'."

YOU HAVE A VERY LARGE GENIUS GRANT LINE.

"Your mother says 'wear a bra'."

"Don't just sit there. Build a boat!"

Desert Island Books

Rodin's The Thinker is surrounded by people and is thinking about wearing a mask.

"In case of emergency, break glass."

An octopus admiring an inkblot painting

"Forget it - I've tried it before, and cats can't be enlightened."

"I see a wild celebration...I see music, dancing, much food and revelry! . . . I see - oops!! Sorry....wrong party."

A fortune-teller working her new big plasma crystal ball.

"It's totally pointless - that's what makes it art."

'Is it going to be good for you?'

As his ship sank,Robinson Crusoe was washed ashore by the currant.

"The neighborhood association wants to know why you're never at our meetings."

"Well, I suppose it'll have to do."

Hmm...all the best!

"Face it, Gail. We've drifted apart."

The great Dessert Island.

"It's not necrophilia if you're both dead."

Painting of a wave in a calm sea.

'Don't sweat it - We grade on the curve.'

Welcome: Psychics Convention.

Man busking for money on a desert island.

'Well, at least, being on an island should stop you sleepwalking.'

'The trouble with you is you've got an island mentality.'

'Insure your desert island for as little as.....'

"It's another recipe for fish."

"You wanted a second opinion."