Marooned Muse Mugs

Desert Island Discus

'I'm so bored - nothing ever happens around here!'

Spiritualism: Meet the Authors.

Message in a bottle being read by a fish

'He refuses to leave without the tree and their son.'

"That's 'Help' with an 'H'."

YOU HAVE A VERY LARGE GENIUS GRANT LINE.

"Your mother says 'wear a bra'."

"Don't just sit there. Build a boat!"

Desert Island Books

Rodin's The Thinker is surrounded by people and is thinking about wearing a mask.

"I see a wild celebration...I see music, dancing, much food and revelry! . . . I see - oops!! Sorry....wrong party."

"In case of emergency, break glass."

An octopus admiring an inkblot painting

"Forget it - I've tried it before, and cats can't be enlightened."

"It's totally pointless - that's what makes it art."

A fortune-teller working her new big plasma crystal ball.

As his ship sank,Robinson Crusoe was washed ashore by the currant.

"Well, I suppose it'll have to do."

Hmm...all the best!

'Is it going to be good for you?'

"Face it, Gail. We've drifted apart."

Painting of a wave in a calm sea.

The great Dessert Island.

'Don't sweat it - We grade on the curve.'

"It's not necrophilia if you're both dead."

Welcome: Psychics Convention.

'Well, at least, being on an island should stop you sleepwalking.'

Common sense - in one ear, and out the other.

'The trouble with you is you've got an island mentality.'

'But the coconut song is all I know!'

'Insure your desert island for as little as.....'

"It's another recipe for fish."