Marooned Adventurer Mugs

'Insure your desert island for as little as.....'

'I'm sick of this island, Bob! I'm sick of you! If we don't get rescued soon, I'm going to go INSANE!'

"Take a message in a bottle, Miss Jones."

'I'm so bored - nothing ever happens around here!'

Medieval Vacation: 'What? I am relaxed. I'm relaxing!'

"Honey, can you read through our list and let me know if I forgot anything?"

'He refuses to leave without the tree and their son.'

"I enjoy the one day of the school year...that I didn't forget to do my homework."

"That's 'Help' with an 'H'."

'Parents are so inconsistent. They spend all day avoiding soil loss and all night promoting it.'

'How do I know your ours?'

'Which arrow points to my office?'

"Don't just sit there. Build a boat!"

"Phone, wallet, glasses... What am I forgetting?"

Wipe Your Feet

"I'm a speaker and I'm lost. Which one of these rooms has the conference/seminar/convention/wedding that I don't remember the name of?"

'Dad, I want to drive an army tank when I'm older.'

Desert Island Water skiing.

Sunburn.

"Poop. I forgot my coffee mug was on the roof of the saucer."

"You know that feeling when you walk into a room and can't remember why you're there..."

'You are on a sickie you skiving little...'

"I've lost my keys, my wallet and my iPhone! Frankly, I think MINE is the lost generation!"

"I've just realised I forgot to record Bake Off. I'm going to have to go back!"

Hmm...all the best!

"I don't object to their right to roam, I just wish they would wipe their feet."

"Well, I suppose it'll have to do."

Yes, mom, I'm wearing clean underarmor.

As his ship sank,Robinson Crusoe was washed ashore by the currant.

"Tonight? I thought it was tomorrow night."

'I forget...was the stick shaped like a Y, an I or sort of a crooked L?'

"Only once! That particular winter morning, it has snowed overnight and the sunrise was so spectacular I was speechless: I forgot to cock-a-doodle-do!"

Lost Property: "How can I help?"

'Nasty, right to the end!'

"I forgot to pay the light bill. I swear, I would forget my head if it wasn't screwed on."