Marooned Myth Lovers Mugs

"That's 'Help' with an 'H'."

THE PIED PIPER OF GRAMERCY PARK

'I'm so bored - nothing ever happens around here!'

'Adam, you left the toilet rock up again!'

'He refuses to leave without the tree and their son.'

"Bob, the whole Cupid thing is a metaphor."

David and Goliath.

Europa takes a selfie

'Mom... Dad... I'm a bottom feeder!'

"Just my luck."

"I'd like to thank everyone who believed in me."

"I've had my eye on you for some time"

"I'm all over the Internet, so why hide? I might as well come out and enjoy myself."

"I really gotta turn off these notifications."

"Don't just sit there. Build a boat!"

"It's a recipe for apple pie."

"But St. George, in china dragons are revered!"

"This new guy's really good!"

'Some dope wished to live for a thousand years, so I turned him into a sequoia!'

Grim Reaper - Hospital nursery

Mummy reading a book in his sarcophagus.

"Go on. Throw the stick."

'And someone's been hacking into my online banking!'

Stork Swinging Baby.

'What do you mean it's not as good as your mother used to make?'

God has an attack of vertigo

"Well, I suppose it'll have to do."

'Well! There's no need for that!'

'They've been relocated because hell is full.'

This is your hell. Keep it clean.

Bad Nilotic Deity! Bad!

Who is the fairest of them all?