Marooned Myth Lovers Gifts

"That's 'Help' with an 'H'."

THE PIED PIPER OF GRAMERCY PARK

'I'm so bored - nothing ever happens around here!'

'Adam, you left the toilet rock up again!'

The loving, yet vengeful God of Cheshire!

'He refuses to leave without the tree and their son.'

"Bob, the whole Cupid thing is a metaphor."

David and Goliath.

Europa takes a selfie

'Mom... Dad... I'm a bottom feeder!'

"I'd like to thank everyone who believed in me."

"Just my luck."

"I've had my eye on you for some time"

"I really gotta turn off these notifications."

'Wi-fi-fo-fum! I smell the blood of an Englishman!'

"I'm all over the Internet, so why hide? I might as well come out and enjoy myself."

"Ah, sweatpants."

"Don't just sit there. Build a boat!"

"It's a recipe for apple pie."

Mummy reading a book in his sarcophagus.

"Go on. Throw the stick."

Grim Reaper - Hospital nursery

'And someone's been hacking into my online banking!'

'Some dope wished to live for a thousand years, so I turned him into a sequoia!'

"This new guy's really good!"

"But St. George, in china dragons are revered!"

Stork Swinging Baby.

'What do you mean it's not as good as your mother used to make?'

'They've been relocated because hell is full.'

Bad Nilotic Deity! Bad!

God's Writers Block

"Thor, honey, have you nailed that picture up yet?"

'Well! There's no need for that!'

'I'm probably not gonna get a 'Like' on my facebook account after this.'

This is your hell. Keep it clean.