Faraway Adventurer Pillows

Bon Voyage!

"Have you been on the moon again, young man?"

Winter Coat Check at a Tropical Destination's Airport

'What zip code are we in now?'

Polar Bear ice fishing through igloo.

Revenge of the Jelly Mother.

After 39 years, 11 months, 28 days, Moses finally received the GPS he ordered from Amazon.

Time Machine Collision

"It isn't much of a dragon, but then, she wasn't much of a maiden."

"Where the wild things were."

The Mouse King appears in the Nutcracker

"Hugh fans!"

Leave Nothing But Footprints, Take Nothing But Selfies.

Playground Pipe Dreams

I travelled to get away from it all. All I got away from was my luggage.

Statue of Liberty from the Staten Island Ferry trip.

"Call me selfish if you want, but I have no issue with spoiling the farmer's Christmas lunch: I'm out of here..."

Sleeping Beauty.

"Well, I've come this close to asking out Sylvia Sanchez. But I'm just an average guy! Nothing about me says 'I'm cool! Look at me!'"

"I'd like to spend a year abroad before getting tied to quill and parchment."

'Walter, stop fantasizing and get back to your desk.'

Great North Travel...'Your Florida connection!'

3 Pointless Things To Do At Christmas: Add a little festivity to your favourite fast food/Look up an old friend/Murder the Scotch.

Steve found himself on his travels.

Witch dice.

'You made a complete fool of yourself at the party last night...I just hope no one knows you were sober.'

"If you're my gramma you wouldn't have a problem consenting to a retina scan!"

'Quite nice here, when the tide goes out.'

An old lady Kitesurfing

'You know how you've always wanted to go on a balloon safari..?'

Loserville Next Exit: Try not to miss it this time.

A dog on an island with a man wants to take a walk.

'And here you see the heart of this nation's capital. If you roll down your windows, you can smell the BS.'