Faraway Adventurer Pillows

Bon Voyage!

"Have you been on the moon again, young man?"

Winter Coat Check at a Tropical Destination's Airport

'What zip code are we in now?'

Polar Bear ice fishing through igloo.

Revenge of the Jelly Mother.

After 39 years, 11 months, 28 days, Moses finally received the GPS he ordered from Amazon.

"Where the wild things were."

"Hugh fans!"

"It isn't much of a dragon, but then, she wasn't much of a maiden."

The Mouse King appears in the Nutcracker

Time Machine Collision

Wouldn't it be cool if we could live in the Middle Ages, Randy? We could roam the countryside on horses and carry swords. We could hang out in taverns and drink ale, maybe earn enough coin to hire a hero … Then we could go on a quest. Maybe slay some golems. I think it's a real sign of intellectual maturity that we haven't even mentioned maidens yet. Real Middle-Ages maidens would eat you for breakfast.

Leave Nothing But Footprints, Take Nothing But Selfies.

Playground Pipe Dreams

I travelled to get away from it all. All I got away from was my luggage.

"I'd like to spend a year abroad before getting tied to quill and parchment."

Sleeping Beauty.

"Well, I've come this close to asking out Sylvia Sanchez. But I'm just an average guy! Nothing about me says 'I'm cool! Look at me!'"

'Walter, stop fantasizing and get back to your desk.'

"Call me selfish if you want, but I have no issue with spoiling the farmer's Christmas lunch: I'm out of here..."

Statue of Liberty from the Staten Island Ferry trip.

Great North Travel...'Your Florida connection!'

Witch dice.

Steve found himself on his travels.

'You made a complete fool of yourself at the party last night...I just hope no one knows you were sober.'

3 Pointless Things To Do At Christmas: Add a little festivity to your favourite fast food/Look up an old friend/Murder the Scotch.

'Quite nice here, when the tide goes out.'

"If you're my gramma you wouldn't have a problem consenting to a retina scan!"

An old lady Kitesurfing

'Yes, I can come out and play. My webcam, iPod and videophone are grounded.'

Desert Planet

'You know how you've always wanted to go on a balloon safari..?'

A dog on an island with a man wants to take a walk.

'And here you see the heart of this nation's capital. If you roll down your windows, you can smell the BS.'