Lost World Adventurer Mugs

The Lost World: You are Here

'Oh man, we are so lost...!'

'Mom, Dad... we found out that in a previous life, Sheila was a dog and I was a tree. That's why we decided to marry to continue this promising relationship!'

Be open to help.

"Call me selfish if you want, but I have no issue with spoiling the farmer's Christmas lunch: I'm out of here..."

'...And how long have you been having these hallucinations that you're seeing a psychiatrist?'

Loserville Next Exit: Try not to miss it this time.

"Next year, let's go someplace where the locals resent the tourists in a language we don't understand."

'Oh Great. We just missed the once a millennia bus out.'

'I told you you should have bought a sat nav...!'

Scarecrow Directions

Shipwrecked.

Castaway with a tennis court.

'English?...do...you...speak...ENGLISH?'

'The prisons are full, so I'm releasing you back into the wild.'

'I HATE Spring cleaning!'

A knight struggling to fit into his armour

"Didn't I tell you to buy a GPS?"

"I want to travel the world, bringing home ugly little trinkets."

Tour de France.

'I'm all for answering the call of the wild, but Bill really takes it to the extreme!'

"I could not believe it, there he was, attacking me: I thought knights were supposed to protect ladies..."

'I don't know where the bloody hell we are... this devilish map is badly arranged!'

"Ar well, if I was 'ee I wouldn't start from 'ere."

"I thought I knew Venice quite well, but I don't recognise any of this at all."

The International Exchange Student Comes Home

You are here...

"You're looking for an international expert? I'm your man! My computer is from China, the desk is from Romania and my clothes are made in Bangladesh!"

"You're here to discuss sin, aren't you, sir?"

'OK, so maybe we are lost...'

"Thank goodness for SATNAV, I don't think I'd have found you otherwise."

'I'm sorry, I must have missed my turnoff.'

Atlantis Missing

"As a member we can offer yoou long hours, hard work, self less devotion..." "What about the perks?" "Those are the perks"