Lost Explorers Gifts

'Admit it, we're lost. We've already gone past this fridge-freezer twice.'

"Thank goodness for SATNAV, I don't think I'd have found you otherwise."

'I told you you should have bought a sat nav...!'

"This isn't exactly what I had in mind when I told you to go outside and play."

Wildlife

The Lost World: You are Here

'Oh man, we are so lost...!'

Quantum Psychic

'I don't know about the ecosystem, but the economy seems to be on the upswing.'

Be open to help.

"I'm going crazy staring at the same four legs."

'Put that down your fool! It's a bone of contention.'

Cast away in a life raft with Dr. Phil.

"I think it’s time we started holding other kids’ hands."

"I cleaned out the RV. We accumulated a lot stuff since we started RVing..."

Support Group for the Directionally Challenged.

Shipwrecked.

'Oh Great. We just missed the once a millennia bus out.'

Scarecrow Directions

Department of Archaeology Floor Plan

Castaway with a tennis court.

"Peter and I spent the summer re-wilding the children."

A child climbs on a stack of books to reach a large metal key.

"Didn't I tell you to buy a GPS?"

'I HATE Spring cleaning!'

Mowing the Jungle

Archeology Dept...'Diggin' the past, Dude!'

"Ar well, if I was 'ee I wouldn't start from 'ere."

"Excuse me, is this the third turning on the left?"

The indigo children.

You are here...

'According to the map, we're about to sail off the end of the earth.'

'I'm sorry, I must have missed my turnoff.'

'Did he leave an actual horoscope that I could read?'

Lost Property: "How can I help?"