Lost At Sea Enthusiasts Prints

'Is it just me, or did sunsets used to be a lot more beautiful?'

'Sorry, Jimmy... our school has a strict 'don't show, don't tell' policy!'

'Did anyone hand in a mature stilton last week?'

'It's too wet for walkies and I can't find my boots!'

'You're not supposed to block off an area to look for your contact lens.'

Bureau of Missing Persons

'I seem to be on the range but 'home' is proving illusive.'

"My husband is missing. I haven't seen him since he started wearing camouflage clothes."

'We're seeking a safe tax haven for our investments.'

"That one's for higher-skilled plank walkers."

Directions.

'I wish somebody would say something.'

'Next time, spring for a little more, and get a GOOD GPS'

"This better be high tide."

'Do not do anything reprehensible you are on camera'

'Mom, Dad. . . remember that day you sent me to law school and I got lost?'

"Mittens found it! It was stuck in the sofa."

"Are you sure our off shore holdings are safe?"

"Read the list of my offshore accounts again."

"Don't panic. There's another sign up ahead."

Man reinacts diving entry into the sea.

'It's from the bloke on the other island. It reads; Help. I'm stranded on a desert island.'

"I can't find my stupid phone, so leave a message..."

'Something's wrong -- yesterday, the sun set in the West.'

"Amazing - the event horizon of a black hole!"

'I'm sure the people who live around here will know where we are.'

Hungry man arriving at desert island sees empty shopping cart.

'If I knew exactly where I lost his insulin - it would not be lost - would it!?!'

Illustration for 'Foul Play', scene 1.

'And as your tour guide, I'd like to point out that we're completely lost.'

"He only wanted me for my body."