Lost At Sea Adventure Gifts

Hungry man arriving at desert island sees empty shopping cart.

The Lost World: You are Here

Pirate eye test

'...the storm raged and the doctor got drunk to steady his nerves..'

'I said: Leave my son alone!'

Captionless: A fisherman is handed his bobbin and fishing hook by a octopus

Ed is upset because he didn't get the promotion he had promised himself.

"My new book will be an epic novel of the sea."

Loserville Next Exit: Try not to miss it this time.

Cast away in a life raft with Dr. Phil.

Fishing off Brighton - 'Oh yes! it's very easy to say 'catch hold of him!''

Whale Watch Tours.

'Kiss me Hardy.'

"I didn’t need to tie his hands—I just entered it into his GPS. In three feet, the destination is below you."

Fish with Shield

'Ok lads, this is no laughing matter...!'

'Just when you think things can't get any worse, it starts to rain.'

A Hellish Thing (The Rime of the Ancient Mariner).

"What are you yelling at me for? You're the one at the tiller."

'My hubby's gone fishing, he'll be having a whale of a time.'

'What's the point? We're never going to be able to compete with online piracy.'

"If you swim upside-down like this you can sneak up on prey easier since they can't see your fin. . ."

"This better be high tide."

'Captain? The boat is listing badly.'

'Another one. Do you realize that will make the third time this month we've held a fire drill?'

So Lonely 'Twas (The Rime of the Ancient Mariner).

'Do not do anything reprehensible you are on camera'

Mermaid luring pirates to their death

'It's bad enough that the stupid cruise ship didn't pick us up...'

The Truth About Mermaids

'I miss my water bed.'

Sea kelp? I said "seek help"!

"It's just a whale, Captain … a really, really ticked-off whale."

"Aye, Cap'n. He's handsome. But I'm fairly certain the manual says 'parrot.' Not 'ferret.'" "Arrgh. Shut yer yap and fetch me some rum."

"You know what I'd like to try someday? Landlubbing."