Lost On An Island Gifts

Ed is upset because he didn't get the promotion he had promised himself.

"Damn. I think I missed the turn for Bethlehem."

Emergency Phone.

"Water balloons... water balloons..."

"It's from an American company that wants to do some outsourcing!"

"It's Friday the 13th. I feel lucky!"

Desert Planet

A tourist sees that every sign leads the right way.

"I suppose the first thing to do is form an escape committee."

"Beware of dog"

'Oh Great. We just missed the once a millennia bus out.'

Desert-Island Joke 2020: "Believe us, you're better off there."

Shipwrecked sailor finds island with shark on it

'It's your S.O.S. note returned with spelling corrections on it.'

"This better be high tide."

'Look on the bright side -- no paparazzi!'

Space Junk

Deflating Island

"My GPS says we’re not even close to the trail … and it’s blaming you."

'I don't know where the bloody hell we are... this devilish map is badly arranged!'

'Do not do anything reprehensible you are on camera'

"Amsterdam? Boy, am I lost!"

Footprints on Island.

'There are 2 billion, 16 million, 10 thousand and sixty - one grains of sand on this island!'

'Something's wrong -- yesterday, the sun set in the West.'

"I think I've caught that cold that's going around."

Birds throw egg at man roasting a bird.

Wi-fi detected on desert island

"Do you remember when this was a deserted archipelago?"

"It's that sense of dread again, about the state of my inbox."

'LAND!'

Castaway stranded on a desert island with only one coconut palm for survival finds a box of coconuts

'We can't even sue! It's just as the brochure said - sand ,sea ,sun ,solitude... '

'Last I checked, 8-track tapes is a good investment.'

'I've got sand everywhere!'