" ... well yes, technically this is waterfront property, but ... "
Lonely Islander Gifts
Looking for gifts that resonate with a lonely islander's creative and independent nature? Our collection features quirky art prints, humorous mugs, cozy pillows, and stylish t-shirts. Each item is designed to reflect their free spirit and love for solitude. Perfect for inspiring their creativity or simply reminding them they’re admired for their unique perspective. Find a gift that truly speaks to their island independence and artistic flair.
Trilby - 'The old studio'.
'Openly sobbing, or non-openly sobbing?'
Ed is upset because he didn't get the promotion he had promised himself.
"All of my friends are imaginary."
'I'm worried about myself, Doc...I'm not spending much time with other cats.'
Your own tedious thoughts next 200 miles
"I'm not afraid of being alone. I just need someone around to discover my corpse because I can't afford a housekeeper."
"We've been out surveying too long."
Quiet night? Liven up that game of solitaire with a Mexican wave.
'I told you that nobody would show up.'
"sometimes it gets lonely being self employed and working alone."
"I am having an alternative Christmas."
Wi-fi detected on desert island
Island circus
I wandered lonely as a cloud in the shape of an insufferable jerk no one could stand to be around.
The Loneliest Job in the World
"I like sad songs."
'Last Chance for a Nice Chat'
'Just because I'm eating alone doesn't mean you should suggest the 'loser' special. But I'll take it.'
"How was your lonely little dinner, sir?"
Get home. No one there. Oh, the joy of the house to myself!
Home Sweet Home
'Showing up early just makes matters worse. Now I feel more alone than ever.'
"I just can’t stand the loneliness anymore."
Lonely Tree
Desert Island Cycle Path
Lonesome Road.
"I said, 'You're starting to get on my nerves'!"
Personal Space
"No man is an island."
'I know living on an abandoned nuclear test site has its advantages - no bugs, no snakes, no univited guests but did it ever occur to you that there's nothing else here either?'
Jobs that will make you really lonely...
'Where's everybody?'
You have no new messages
Lonely Islander Gifts Collection
Lonely Islander Mugs
Explore our range of mugs perfect for the lonely islander’s reflective moments—quirky designs that celebrate their independent spirit.
Lonely Islander Pillows
Discover pillows that embrace the peaceful, creative vibe of the lonely islander—crafted for comfort and inspired by independence.
Lonely Islander Prints
Decorate their space with prints that celebrate the artistic and solitary journey of the lonely islander—beautiful designs for their personal sanctuary.
Lonely Islander T-Shirts
You’ll love our collection of t-shirts that speak to the creative and solitary nature of the islander—fun, stylish, and truly unique.